Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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