PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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