I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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