I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
