You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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