Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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