At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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