Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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