You just made me feel so damn special
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
