doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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