So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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