Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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