i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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