I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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