so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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