Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
is it fun? or sober?
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