think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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