HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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