We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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