There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so let's talk penis.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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