I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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