dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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