some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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