She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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