he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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