Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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