this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
