went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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