Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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