Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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