why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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