thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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