Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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