can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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