question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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