Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
