So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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