you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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