Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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