problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
