3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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