Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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