week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
