just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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