Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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