are you still at the devil's house?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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