Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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