oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
