she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
