Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
